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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description/><title>Split Hemispheres</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @lostinxlation)</generator><link>http://lostinxlation.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>" If the eye of the heart is open, in each atom there will be one hundred secrets."</title><description>“&lt;em&gt; If the eye of the heart is open, in each atom there will be one hundred secrets.&lt;/em&gt;”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;em&gt;Attar&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://lostinxlation.tumblr.com/post/5820478</link><guid>http://lostinxlation.tumblr.com/post/5820478</guid><pubDate>Sun, 15 Jul 2007 13:00:02 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Video</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0dzZTPWrSM"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/i0dzZTPWrSM" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://lostinxlation.tumblr.com/post/5819554</link><guid>http://lostinxlation.tumblr.com/post/5819554</guid><pubDate>Sun, 15 Jul 2007 12:42:32 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I’m not sure which blows my mind more: the somewhat stodgy...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYVXN7gk5W0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pYVXN7gk5W0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I’m not sure which blows my mind more: the somewhat stodgy salesman with one of the most incredible opera voices I have ever heard, or the 6-year-old girl with unprecedented poise.  No wonder it was so tight in that competition!</description><link>http://lostinxlation.tumblr.com/post/5819502</link><guid>http://lostinxlation.tumblr.com/post/5819502</guid><pubDate>Sun, 15 Jul 2007 12:41:34 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Arguably the funniest thing Letterman has said / done in years.</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcEqerCrr3Y"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tcEqerCrr3Y" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Arguably the funniest thing Letterman has said / done in years.</description><link>http://lostinxlation.tumblr.com/post/5765957</link><guid>http://lostinxlation.tumblr.com/post/5765957</guid><pubDate>Sat, 14 Jul 2007 16:52:07 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"As a woman, I find it very embarrassing to be in a meeting and realize I’m the only one in the..."</title><description>“&lt;em&gt;As a woman, I find it very embarrassing to be in a meeting and realize I’m the only one in the room with balls.&lt;/em&gt;”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;em&gt;Rita Mae Brown&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://lostinxlation.tumblr.com/post/2626148</link><guid>http://lostinxlation.tumblr.com/post/2626148</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2007 18:18:02 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"The most thought-provoking thing in our thought-provoking time is that we are still not thinking."</title><description>“&lt;em&gt;The most thought-provoking thing in our thought-provoking time is that we are still not thinking.&lt;/em&gt;”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;em&gt;Martin Heidegger&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://lostinxlation.tumblr.com/post/2623305</link><guid>http://lostinxlation.tumblr.com/post/2623305</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2007 17:09:45 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live."</title><description>“&lt;i&gt;It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.&lt;/i&gt;”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;em&gt;J.K. Rowling&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://lostinxlation.tumblr.com/post/2623152</link><guid>http://lostinxlation.tumblr.com/post/2623152</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2007 17:06:02 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Technology has evened quality. Hardware is all the same. The difference is how you treat customers."</title><description>“&lt;em&gt;&lt;i&gt;Technology has evened quality. Hardware is all the same. The difference is how you treat customers.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/em&gt;”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;em&gt;Lee Iacocca&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://lostinxlation.tumblr.com/post/2623046</link><guid>http://lostinxlation.tumblr.com/post/2623046</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2007 17:04:17 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>What They Don't Teach You In School</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.theoptimizedlife.com/self-improvement/what-they-dont-teach-you-in-school/"&gt;What They Don't Teach You In School&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Edison ‘failed’ more than ten thousand times before he succeeded in creating the light bulb. As said by Thomas Edison: “I have not failed 10,000 times. I have successfully found 10,000 ways that will not work.”&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Here is my favorite failure story….&lt;/p&gt; &lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;In 1832 he lost his job and was defeated for state legislature.&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;In 1833 he failed in business.&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;In 1835 his sweetheart died.&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;In 1836 he had a nervous breakdown.&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;In 1838 he was defeated for Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives.&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;In 1843 he was defeated for nomination for Congress.&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;In 1848 he lost renomination.&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;In 1849 he was rejected for land officer.&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;In 1854 he was defeated for U.S. Senate.&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;In 1856 he was defeated for nomination for Vice President.&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;In 1858 he was again defeated for U.S. Senate.&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;In 1860 he was elected President: Mr. Abraham Lincoln.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;My motto is: fail as quickly as possible.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lostinxlation.tumblr.com/post/2454609</link><guid>http://lostinxlation.tumblr.com/post/2454609</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2007 23:27:23 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Me: I actually run across intelligent male profiles on here on a fairly regular basis, with minimal ferreting.</title><description>Me: I actually run across intelligent male profiles on here on a fairly regular basis, with minimal ferreting.&lt;br /&gt;Me: So why do I feel like I'm one of the only intelligent pof women?&lt;br /&gt;Him: It's because they are still in the "be nice and passive" stage...just a guess.  You've seen some of the ones with the boob shots.   &lt;br /&gt;Him: Or they are in hiding...&lt;br /&gt;Me: Jeez&lt;br /&gt;Me: I hope they are all in hiding.&lt;br /&gt;Me: I hate to think that the majority of womanhood has been reduced to boob shots and Martha Stewart.&lt;br /&gt;Him: Shiver, shutter and duckies!!  I do hope you are correct.</description><link>http://lostinxlation.tumblr.com/post/2401848</link><guid>http://lostinxlation.tumblr.com/post/2401848</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2007 23:03:40 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Not O Important</title><description>Random though it is, I’d like to extend a hearty “thank you” to whomever coined and popularized the notion of non-goal-oriented sex.  Having a specific outcome in mind just seems stressful and counter-productive to simply enjoying intimacy with one’s partner.</description><link>http://lostinxlation.tumblr.com/post/2318420</link><guid>http://lostinxlation.tumblr.com/post/2318420</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2007 10:41:50 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Everything we do affects other people."</title><description>“&lt;em&gt;Everything we do affects other people.&lt;/em&gt;”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;em&gt;Luke Ford&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://lostinxlation.tumblr.com/post/2317768</link><guid>http://lostinxlation.tumblr.com/post/2317768</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2007 10:25:52 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Death by Veganism - OpEd</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2007/05/21/opinion/21planck.html?ex=1337400000&amp;en=37878847a13bd4bc&amp;ei=5090&amp;partner=rssuserland&amp;emc=rss"&gt;Death by Veganism - OpEd&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;br/&gt;Thank you.  Some people wonder why I choose not to pursue veganism, and why I do not impose vegetarianism upon my children in effort to maintain consistency with my own eating habits.  This is a perfect explanation of why.</description><link>http://lostinxlation.tumblr.com/post/2269391</link><guid>http://lostinxlation.tumblr.com/post/2269391</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2007 11:35:40 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter."</title><description>“&lt;em&gt;Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.&lt;/em&gt;”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;em&gt;Martin Luther King, Jr.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://lostinxlation.tumblr.com/post/2247148</link><guid>http://lostinxlation.tumblr.com/post/2247148</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2007 00:26:41 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>10 Simple Ways to Save Yourself From Messing Up Your Life</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.lifehack.org/articles/lifehack/10-simple-ways-to-save-yourself-from-messing-up-your-life.html"&gt;10 Simple Ways to Save Yourself From Messing Up Your Life&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://lostinxlation.tumblr.com/post/2246267</link><guid>http://lostinxlation.tumblr.com/post/2246267</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2007 23:57:12 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Before I was a Mom…I slept as late as I wanted and never worried about how late I got into...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Before I was a Mom…&lt;br/&gt;I slept as late as I wanted and never worried about how late I got into bed.&lt;br/&gt;I brushed my hair and my teeth everyday.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Before I was a Mom…&lt;br/&gt;I cleaned my house each day.&lt;br/&gt;I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby.&lt;br/&gt;I didn’t worry whether or not my plants were poisonous.&lt;br/&gt;I never thought about immunizations.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Before I was a Mom…&lt;br/&gt;I had never been puked on.&lt;br/&gt;Pooped on. Spit on. Chewed on. Peed on.&lt;br/&gt;I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts.&lt;br/&gt;I slept all night…&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Before I was a Mom…&lt;br/&gt;I never held down a screaming child so that doctors could do tests.&lt;br/&gt;Or give shots.&lt;br/&gt;I never looked into teary eyes and cried.&lt;br/&gt;I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin.&lt;br/&gt;I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Before I was a Mom…&lt;br/&gt;I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn’t want to put it down.&lt;br/&gt;I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn’t stop the hurt.&lt;br/&gt;I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much.&lt;br/&gt;I never knew that I could love someone so much.&lt;br/&gt;I never knew I would love being a Mom.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Before I was a Mom…&lt;br/&gt;I didn’t know the feeling of having my heart outside my body.&lt;br/&gt;I didn’t know how special it could feel to feed a hungry baby.&lt;br/&gt;I didn’t know that bond between a mother and her child.&lt;br/&gt;I didn’t know that something so small could make me feel so important and happy.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Before I was a Mom…&lt;br/&gt;I had never gotten up in the middle of the night every 10 minutes to make sure all was okay.&lt;br/&gt;I had never known the warmth, the joy, the love, the heartache, the wonderment or the satisfaction of being a Mom.&lt;br/&gt;I didn’t know I was capable of feeling so much before I was a Mom.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;-&lt;i&gt;Unknown &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lostinxlation.tumblr.com/post/2010490</link><guid>http://lostinxlation.tumblr.com/post/2010490</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2007 18:36:34 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"The ideas that have lighted my way have been kindness,  beauty and truth."</title><description>“&lt;em&gt;The ideas that have lighted my way have been kindness,  &lt;br/&gt;beauty and truth.&lt;/em&gt;”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;i&gt;Albert Einstein&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://lostinxlation.tumblr.com/post/2007678</link><guid>http://lostinxlation.tumblr.com/post/2007678</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2007 17:32:06 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Feeling grateful or appreciative of someone or something in your life actually attracts more of the..."</title><description>“&lt;em&gt;Feeling grateful or appreciative of someone or something in your life actually attracts more of the things that you appreciate and value into your life.&lt;/em&gt;”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;i&gt;Christiane Northrup&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://lostinxlation.tumblr.com/post/803255</link><guid>http://lostinxlation.tumblr.com/post/803255</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Apr 2007 13:31:01 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Video</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFPANOHLnho"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wFPANOHLnho" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://lostinxlation.tumblr.com/post/802209</link><guid>http://lostinxlation.tumblr.com/post/802209</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Apr 2007 12:59:26 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>My friend Chris, and his band, tearing it down in a wonderful...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gY25e5iDhQ"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1gY25e5iDhQ" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;My friend Chris, and his band, tearing it down in a wonderful way.  If you’re in the SoCal area, I highly recommend enjoying them live.</description><link>http://lostinxlation.tumblr.com/post/802188</link><guid>http://lostinxlation.tumblr.com/post/802188</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Apr 2007 12:57:33 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
